Buy The Sponge

One sponge left. Choose wisely.

Are you spongeworthy?

Elaine had sixty sponges and a screening process. We have one sponge and seven questions. Find out if you’re worth it, or make someone else prove they are.

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A single yellow sponge, lit like a luxury object Last one

Take the Spongeworthy Test.

Before anyone gets near the sponge, they fill out Form SP-1. Seven questions about plans, texting, exes, the dishes, and the bed frame. Answer honestly. The sponge can tell.

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Department of Sponge AllocationForm SP-1 (Rev. 1995)
1. Applicant nameDana R.
2. Do you own a bed frame?YesNoIt's complicated
3. Last dinner reservationFri, 7:30, under my name
4. Your ex, in five wordsGood person. Wrong fit.
Worth the sponge?Received

There are three possible outcomes.

Every verdict comes stamped, signed, and ready for the group chat.

Approved

Spongeworthy.

The sponge is yours.

Approved with notes

Conditionally spongeworthy.

Maybe after the second date.

Denied

Not spongeworthy.

Save the sponge.

Your standards. Their problem.

Thinking about someone? Pick your three dealbreakers, decide how picky you’re feeling, and send them the test. Their verdict comes back to you, and you decide if they’re worth the sponge.

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From the minutes

Questions we get

What does spongeworthy mean?

Worth sleeping with. In Seinfeld, Elaine’s favorite contraceptive sponge gets discontinued, so every man has to be worth using one of her last ones on. The full story.

Is the Spongeworthy Test real?

Not even a little. The questions are things people genuinely care about, but the scoring is made up and the committee is one website. Please don't make real decisions with it.

Do you keep my answers?

No. Everything happens in your browser. A share link holds only the name and verdict you chose to share. The privacy page has the details.

Can I send it to someone I’m seeing?

Yes, that’s the point. Pick your three dealbreakers, set how picky you are, and send the link. Maybe check first that they have a sense of humor.