The Spongeworthy Test: Are You Worth the Sponge?
Seven questions. About two minutes. The committee’s decision is final, though you’re welcome to appeal by taking it again.
About the Spongeworthy Test
The Spongeworthy Test is a free, seven-question comedy quiz that asks the question Elaine made famous: are you worth the sponge? In other words, are you worth sleeping with? The committee looks at the small things that actually matter: whether you make real plans, how you treat a server, how you text after a date, whether you've made peace with your ex, whether you do the dishes, and, yes, whether you own a bed frame.
You'll get one of three stamped verdicts (approved, approved with notes, or denied), the one area the committee flagged, and a card to send your group chat. It takes about two minutes, there's no sign-up, and your answers never leave your browser.
Want to know where the word comes from? Read what “spongeworthy” means. Want to make someone else take it? Vet someone.